I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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