He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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