I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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