Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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