spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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