I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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