I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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