To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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