Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
