I'm jealous of your bromance
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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