I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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