there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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