how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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