your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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