Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
