she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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