lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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