everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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