I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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