Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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