Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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