Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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