one two three fourrrrnication!
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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