It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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