He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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