Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
