but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
