I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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