Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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