that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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