to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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