yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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