theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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