ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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