my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
