So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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