love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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