Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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