Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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