Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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