why didn't you poke me back
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Randomize
