yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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