Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i dont even know how to be here
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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