SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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