They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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