You surviving the open bar?
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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