Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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