for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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