Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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