I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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