another moral hangover. fuck.
Nicole vs. Life
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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